by Buddhi Ram Barai
(Once in class teacher asks to his student ‘Sumit’)
Teacher: When was Prithvi Narayan Shah born and died?
Sumit: (Sumit stands and says) I don’t know sir.
Teacher: (Angrily) Look at your book and tell me now.
Sumit: (Sumit looks in his book and says) B. S. 1779-1831.
Teacher: Why didn’t you tell earlier?
Sumit: I had found in the book but I thought it was the phone number of Prithvi Narayan Shah.
Joke
bySainaj Khatun
[Just married couple going to visit New York .They arrived in New York and saw a Statue of Liberty]
Husband: Hey! Look the statue of Gautam Buddha.
Wife: No. It’s not Statue of Gautam Buddha. It’s Statue of Liberty.
[Her husband was angry with her and slapped her and said]
Husband: I’m guiding you or you are guiding me.
[She says nothing, after some time they arrived at home.]
Husband: I’m so hungry. Will you please cook Pizza for me?
Wife: - O.K!
Joke
A House, A home
What is the difference between house and a home?
What is house?
Its brick and stone
And wood that’s hard
Some window glass
And perhaps a yard.
Its eaves and chimneys and tile
Floors and stucco and roof,
And lots of doors.
What is a home?
It’s loving &family
And doing for others.
Its brothers and sisters.
And fathers and mothers
Its unselfish acts
And kindly sharing
And showing your loved ones
You’re always caring.